Wednesday 27 January 2010

Eggwatch


Day 1, 8:05 a.m. - The housemates have spent their first night together in the Kotetsi. Hestia lost most of her tail feathers. Aphrodite, Athena & Hera have all nominated Hestia for eviction. No eggs.



Day 2, 3:40 p.m. - Hestia has a dirty bottom. So does Athena. Hera struts around showing off her clean frilly feather knickers. Aphrodite grabs all the corn. No eggs.

Day 3, 11:15 a.m. - It's raining. All of the housemates are under the house. No eggs.

Day 4, 14:24 p.m. - Aphrodite is under the hen house, the rest of the housemates are at the feeder complaining about Aphrodite's "I'm the queen of the roost" attitude. No eggs.

Day 5, 8:16 a.m. - The housemates unite in their disgust at the hot mash served for breakfast. Athena is under the house. Aphrodite squats in the door way of the house. Hera and Hestia are left out in the rain. No eggs.

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